I had my own comedy act on Tuesday.

I was trying to get Elvis Cat from the street (that idiot thinks all cars go around him). I left the door open and Monty escaped (he may not go out without a leash, because he's an unpredictable wimp).
So I had to chase him. He dashed through the alley between our house and our neighbour's. I was after him... And of course I'm stumbling and smashing my face at the neighbours rough plaster wall  .

I got abrasions all over and look like my dear friend Freddy Krueger.

I hope nobody filmed that and put it on youtube.
I think I shocked the mailman today...